Stormzy May Have Secretly Signed To Warner Music

I was considering giving this piece more of a clickbait title – like say a BET.com or Complex would (no shade…ok, maybe a little), e.g. ‘BREAKING: Stormzy Signs Major Record Deal?’ – but I decided against it as I’d prefer for traction to this blog to be more organic than manipulated. Plus, I get no advertising cheques (“they don’t want me to go viral #MajorKeyAlert”). And anyway, judging by how he has called out LBC and NME in the past, I get the feeling that Stormzy is not too fond of his name and image being misrepresented in the media.